Kids Say the Darndest Things, Pt. 9

Last week at Discipleship, I had two memorable conversations with the same boy.

9th grader: I ran into my teacher's husband on the Downtown Mall.  He's a TV reporter.
Me: What's his name?
9th grader: Mark... Twain?
Me: His name is Mark Twain?
9th grader: No... that's not right.

Later, while we tossed a football...

9th grader: (looking at his left foot) Man, I hate left-footed shoes.

Me: You hate left-footed shoes?

9th grader: Flat-footed.  I meant to say flat-footed.