Kids Say the Darndest Things, Pt. 16

I took a couple of sixth graders with me to the UVA men's basketball game on Saturday, and as is my custom, I parked a little far away for free.  We needed to hurry to not miss player introductions, so I set a fast pace.  One of the boys had no problem keeping up, but the other is more on the rotund side.  He was clearly struggling, and as we crossed the U-Hall parking lot, he hilariously began yelling, "Taxi!  Taxi!"  None came to his aid, but he caught up to us at the crosswalk in front of the arena.