Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Kids Say the Darndest Things, Pt. 14

I was just looking back through my Discipleship notes from this year, and came across a couple of funny quotes I thought I'd share.  These were on separate nights.

8th grader (reciting Isaiah 53:5 from memory): He was crushed for our inequalities...
Note: Coincidentally, this same mistake was made by a 9th grader on another night.

9th grader (after I told him to turn to Romans 8:31-32): Is it near Isaiah?
Me: Further.
9th grader: Jeremiah?
Me: Further.
9th grader: Matthew?
Me: Further.
9th grader: Mark?
Me: Further.
9th grader: Peter?
Me: Too far.
9th grader: You said Romance?


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